Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Siamese Twins Split on Presidential Election

Sammy and Tammy Rose can agree on close to everything. With the exception of which candidate to support in November.  Tammy, who voted for Obama in 2008 does not feel like the country has improved and believes that the economy has a better chance of improving under the guise of Romney.  Sammy has some reservations about Romney's past and is a firm believer in gay marriage and supports a woman's right to choose.

Should the twins not be able to come to a unanimous decision, their vote will be awarded to whichever twin can think faster sending a signal from their brain to the hand which will check the appropriate box.

The Rose girl's parents are confident that Obama will bring back some of that charm and woo back Tammy to avoid an embarrassing scene come election.

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