Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Funny Craigslist Ad #101-Thanksgiving Companion Needed

Date: 2012-10-26, 7:41PM EDT
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In need of a single female to pretend to be my fiance this Thanksgiving. You must convince my family that we are engaged.  I told them you are dolphin trainer at the Baltimore aquarium and we met at one of your shows. There are going to be a TON of marine related questions so do your homework.  I told my parent's you have a lisp (which you are sensitive about) and that you grew up in a foster home because your parents were meth dealers. Reply back with "Dolphin Lisperer" in subject line so I know you are legit. Willing to pay $500 plus turkey dinner and possibly some leftovers.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Funny Craigslist Ad #102-Webinar Prankster Needed

Date: 2011-12-8, 6:08PM EDT
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My department is having this HUGE nationwide conference call on Wednesday and I need a prank monkey to dial in and yell, "This company is run by a bunch of idiots!" Tell them your name is Mark Dunbar. Thanks a bunch! Send me a response so we can rehearse and I can give you the dial in numbers. Willing to pay $25.